02May2006 Tuesday - GM! Basic SQL Commands Of Life!

Hi Friends,

My warm wishes to start your day's work.

Here are some of the Basic SQL Commands of Life. [courtesy: an electronic-mail]

Basic SQL commands Of Life:

SELECT happiness, prosperity FROM life WHERE year >= 2006 ;

UPDATE life SET failure_flag = "NO" , success_flag = "YES";

INSERT INTO life VALUES ("friends","dreams") ;

DELETE sorrows FROM life;

GRANT smile TO all ;

REVOKE enemity FROM all;

ALTER TABLE life ADD dreams CHAR(INFINITY);

Have a beautiful Tuesday!

Cheers,
Raghavan alias Saravanan M.
[02May2005 Tuesday 8:00 AM IST]

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